Lucy: Umm...
Danae: What...
Lucy:I was just wondering......Did you ever think something spooky might be under the bed?
Danae: NOT UNTIL NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
Lucy: You're welcome.
Lucy, Danae’s sock on the end of the bed should keep almost anything away….I know mine would….Actually, with mine, I’d probably have to clean up dead monsters in the morning…
You have a talking horse, and a skull night lamp and you’re worried about something under the bed? The only thing under the bed is your dirty socks, and the dust bunnies multiplying.
… and any part of your arms and legs that aren’t under the blanket gets chopped off!*My Mom used to say, “Dust to dust. There’s someone under your bed but I don’t know if they’re coming or going.”
A bit of air freshener will take care of the monsters. They flee from pretty things. When I was a kid, the things under my bed were always seals. I’d never seen one in real life, we didn’t live near the coast, but seals it was.
Is monsters under the bed or in the closet an American phenomenon. I lived in Ireland and England as a child and I never heard of or feared such things nor ever heard of anyone else being scared of them either. We had no equivalent either.
Back in the day, I had a job delivering and assembling furniture. While assembling a kids’ bunk bed set, the kids kept getting underfoot, until I warned them that if they persisted, I would install an EXTRA set of Mattress Monsters! (Problem solved)
ladamson1918 almost 8 years ago
I once had a skunk under my bed, but “spooky” is the wrong adjective.
CaptXpendable almost 8 years ago
There’s no monster, it’s just an angry looking man.http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=97
Varnes almost 8 years ago
Lucy, Danae’s sock on the end of the bed should keep almost anything away….I know mine would….Actually, with mine, I’d probably have to clean up dead monsters in the morning…
Gigantor almost 8 years ago
Well, if something under the bed is drooling, Bill Watterson is going to sue.
Pointspread almost 8 years ago
A girl with that bedside lamp should not be afraid of anything.
sarazan7 almost 8 years ago
That is a cool lamp.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
Not under the bed. On the bed!
Reppr Premium Member almost 8 years ago
and don’t forget the anxieties hiding in the closet.
Dr_Zinj almost 8 years ago
You have a talking horse, and a skull night lamp and you’re worried about something under the bed? The only thing under the bed is your dirty socks, and the dust bunnies multiplying.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Thank You For Sharing !
dabugger almost 8 years ago
Maybe that is a trade? Anxious comforting pal like Lucy. Of course Danae has to take her chances.
Vonne Anton almost 8 years ago
… and any part of your arms and legs that aren’t under the blanket gets chopped off!*My Mom used to say, “Dust to dust. There’s someone under your bed but I don’t know if they’re coming or going.”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I, and I alone, can protect you from spooky things under the bed.
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
A bit of air freshener will take care of the monsters. They flee from pretty things. When I was a kid, the things under my bed were always seals. I’d never seen one in real life, we didn’t live near the coast, but seals it was.
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
My brother and I had bunk beds. I was the thing under his bed.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 8 years ago
Is monsters under the bed or in the closet an American phenomenon. I lived in Ireland and England as a child and I never heard of or feared such things nor ever heard of anyone else being scared of them either. We had no equivalent either.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Back in the day, I had a job delivering and assembling furniture. While assembling a kids’ bunk bed set, the kids kept getting underfoot, until I warned them that if they persisted, I would install an EXTRA set of Mattress Monsters! (Problem solved)
GiantShetlandPony almost 8 years ago
:D Isn’t it funny how a mere suggestion that something might be there….. boo!