Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 23, 2016

I see the trouble – he forgot the high-fructose line.

Vermonters transplanted to the corn belt?

True tappers know the sap only runs in the early spring, farmer.

That corn would pop in Vegas today…113 My part of town, projected 116. Humidity 16%

Why is it that you can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear, but you can get silk on a ear of corn?.jreckard : see yesterday’s

Consult with Orville Redenbacher Jr.

More than one ear of corn per stock. More cartoon physics which really means cartoonist are clueless.

I grew up on a farm and even 40 years ago we had more than 1 ear per plant. It depends on how dense the plants are seeded, more plants means less nutrients per plant and fewer ears, fewer plants mean more nutrients per plant and more ears.

OMG!I mean, GMO!

First-generation farmer, presumably. Probably also thinks chocolate milk requires a chocolate cow.