Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 15, 2016
Transcript:
Unicorn 1: Look, it is those two human exchange campers. Unicorn 2: How strange. Unicorn 1: Who did we exchange for them? Unicorn 2: I believe the sisters nighthoof are attending a human summer camp. Unicorn 1: Ah, the ones who used to eat SWAMP grass. *snort* Phoebe: I think all we have to do to be accepted is not eat swamp grass. Girl: But...now that I know I can't, I'm gonna be obsessed with it.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Now the Thing with the Marbles is all I can think about.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Um… are the Sisters Nighthoof friends… or more likely acquaintances… of some human or two at that human summer camp they are attending?
luducks almost 8 years ago
MUST… EAT.. SWAMPGRASS….
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
The forbidden is always the most tempted thing. Us humans just can’t get enough of anything. Like, how many times have I seen a room full of toys, and kids are fighting for the very same one? Because the other one has it, and it is ergo, currently forbidden to one of them.
tirnaaisling almost 8 years ago
What’s wrong with swamp grass it has a lovely delicate flavour.
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
“… For I would not have known what coveting really was if the law had not said, ‘You shall not covet.’ But sin, seizing the opportunity afforded by the commandment, produced in me every kind of coveting….’Romans, Chapter 7, Verses 7 and 8
The Apostle Paul does a good job of explaining temptation.Chapter 8 explains the solution.
mistie710 almost 8 years ago
’Scuse me. Just finished a delightful lunch of swamp grass.
callak almost 8 years ago
I think eating Swamp Grass will give her Swamp Gas.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
I think that’s the first yellow unicorn we’ve seen.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
Most of the unicorns are white, but we saw a purple one the other day and now this yellow one. So they don’t discriminate based on color but rather on what you eat.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Correct.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Don’t think of a purple elephant.