Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2016

CNN is bad for your brain and your liver.

How about taking a drink every time Martin Short says or does something funny? You’ll be sober for the rest of your life.

My mom is obsessed with watching CNN during the election seasons lol! It’s driving me completely bokers XD

Rat is going to kill Goat with all that beer! lol a lot of people say beer is gross but thankfully my parents/family aren’t the type that drink. We love ROOT beer! (also, I have no plans of ever drink real beer but is it really true that it’s gross? Just wondering because a lot of athletes – mostly football players – LOVE BudLight)

What’s the point of drinking games? No matter what the key word is, play long enough and you’ll always end up drunk.

Oh. Wait, I get it now.

Rat makes a guest appearance in today’s The New Adventures of Queen Victoria.

Well that was quite a predictable outcome. If I ever made a bet like that, I would have certainly died of intoxication… or disappointment,

Hey guys, Larry’s at the door.

No, I won’t “look”. It’s all much too ghastly!

Man, they had a large stockpile of beer on hand before panel three. I’m a whiskey drinker myself.

If I took a drink every time anyone at ESPN said “shtrikeout” or “shtreak” or “shtruggle” or “hisht’ry”, I’d die of alcohol poisoning within an hour.

Yes Larry Croc would be a champ at this sport!

Totally smashed!

I hope you NEVER drink,Nacho.

I tried to play but kept falling asleep whenever Wolf Blitzer said ANYTHING.

@ willy52:

I don’t drink myself and I never will!

Or anyone being interviewed on NPR who begins their sentence with “So”.

I once heard him referred to as David Rodham Gergen.

He was the only vaguely-palatable republican I ever heard.

Let’s all play a drinking game.99 political commentators on the air99 political commentatorsTake one down, stomp him/her into the ground98 political commentators on the air.

That’s why I don’t watch the news.

Those two will be dead before the day is done if they keep this up.

“Look” is how I can tell when John McCain is getting ready to say something untrue. The other phrase is “slippery slope.” That one always gets me googly-eyed.

I’d play a drinking game for every time some ignorant left-winger refers to Republicans as “racist”, “homophobic”, or “bigoted”, and I’d be in the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

On a lighter note, we used to play a similar game while watching the Bob Newhart Show. Every time they said “Bob,” take a shot. I don’t remember anyone not being flat on his ass before the end of the show.

Look, Cartoon-Boy, maybe you don’t get it, but being a commentator or political analyst is not easy! So, lay off, Okay?

No one could survive if they took a drink whenever someone said “both sides do it”.

LOOK – u shouldn’t be watching cnn cause LOOK what it can do to u !!!

There was a guy who did that every time Trump made a fool of himself.

He died of liver failure on day 3

At least it’s not “drink every time Fox News says something biased”.

LOL there is one on the TV somehow.