Janis: An old Cosmopolitan magazine!
Janis: "Ten Ways To Please A Man."
Janis: I swear, EVERY ISSUE had an article like that!
Janis: I never found men that hard to please.
I think if indeed their playtimes have become fewer then its really an accurate representation of a middle aged woman. Female hormones just naturally fade when childbearing years taper off. It takes more to get interested….
From the first panel one would gather that Janis has saved that issue in a desk or dresser drawer so she can refer back to it for a quick refresher course. Sort of gives a new twist to the term “quickie.”
Then it escalated into ‘ten ways to drive your man absolutely insane in bed’. And if I ever read some of it, it was always something like: No. 4. Rub an ice cube down his spine or some such nonsense.
Sorry but it’s usually the man who stops trying. Then whines that his wife is “boring”. Can’t imagine why that might be when she’s constantly cooking and cleaning and making HIS life better, with no help from him whatsoever…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 8 years ago
Which means you should appreciate Arlo, the fact that he appreciates you.
Flash Gordon almost 8 years ago
Not all but many women are impossible to please.
Bargrove almost 8 years ago
And we spend our life trying.
Army_Nurse almost 8 years ago
The problem, Janis… is that you are speaking in the past tense in regards to Arlo.
jarvisloop almost 8 years ago
Whoa! “…men…”? Not “…man…”?
Is Arlo just one of a couple men or of many men?
And is it still going on?
Brian Fink almost 8 years ago
Stop reading and just start doing!
Grace Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I think if indeed their playtimes have become fewer then its really an accurate representation of a middle aged woman. Female hormones just naturally fade when childbearing years taper off. It takes more to get interested….
Plods with ...™ almost 8 years ago
Nope. We’re not. Jeff Foxworthy nailed it:“I wanna beer and I wanna see sumthin’ nekkid.”.we’re so easy
ScullyUFO almost 8 years ago
The article assumes that a woman WANTS to “please” a man.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Women too.
mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago
@plods: while watching football.
ralphyork666 almost 8 years ago
From the first panel one would gather that Janis has saved that issue in a desk or dresser drawer so she can refer back to it for a quick refresher course. Sort of gives a new twist to the term “quickie.”
Donaldo Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Then it escalated into ‘ten ways to drive your man absolutely insane in bed’. And if I ever read some of it, it was always something like: No. 4. Rub an ice cube down his spine or some such nonsense.
QuietStorm27 almost 8 years ago
Me either.
locake almost 8 years ago
Show up naked, bring beer. Men are pretty simple.
wolfman47130 almost 8 years ago
Whoa!….You’ve had more than one…..your a pro.
K M almost 8 years ago
No, you just got tired of pleasing them, at least, the one to whom you are married.
Sheila Hardie almost 8 years ago
Sorry but it’s usually the man who stops trying. Then whines that his wife is “boring”. Can’t imagine why that might be when she’s constantly cooking and cleaning and making HIS life better, with no help from him whatsoever…
mywifeslover almost 4 years ago
What does it take to please me? I am the original easy-squeezey