Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 16, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    A bunch o’ shady characters, if you ask me.(Or vertically divided half-characters.)

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    Bill Thompson  almost 8 years ago

    “Do-bee-do-bee-do, bee-bee-do-beep-bee-bop-do-bee . . . " (I’d paste in musical notes, but nothing can take the sting out of my jazz singing.)

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 8 years ago

    Bee buzz saw.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Or, would you rather see some bunny poop?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    May I presume it is performed to a lively tune in 3/4 time?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “There ain’t nothin’ pointless about this gig. Just look around yourself—the birds singin’ sweet love songs to the trees, the squirrels doin’ crazy things all over the place, Mother nature, she watchin’ over the whole scene, and dig me, takin’ it all in…it’s the here and now that I’m talkin’ ‘bout—the smell of sweet life in the air, the warm feel of the sun, and the beeeeat of the music, just diggin’ yourself….you see what you want to see. You hear what you want to hear.”-Nilsson: The Point

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    The Old Wolf  almost 8 years ago

    Sweet, sweet frass, just what I wanted!

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    coltish1  almost 8 years ago

    I did. Here it is again, honey. … Is Fig. 2. holding a baby … shadow person? Silhouette?

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    Peam Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I confess! I already have one:

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    Bee bop a loom bopa whomp bam BOOM!

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    Number 2 was a thalidomide baby… now, as an adult, he’s contributing to society in the only way he knows… by collecting and distributing bumble bee scat. -I ask you!!! Is that so bad???

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    wilburgarrod  almost 8 years ago
    Now I have to find some Humble Bee Scat.
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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 8 years ago

    Will the real Silhouette please step forward?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    OMG… I’m full of stars!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    @daddyhc

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    On bee-half of th®ee, honey! The obvious answer is, therefore, number 3.

    P.S. I just found out that one can’t make an internal r parenthetical: it becomes a trademark!This calls for appropriate music…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    th(r)ee

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Put a < S > (no spaces) between the parentheses and the r.

    t h ( < S > r < S > ) e eNo spaces between the letters/symbols.

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