Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 27, 2016

Considering the garbage that does get into the top 40, Buddist chants would be a relief.

Maybe if you were sitting in a car and listening…

This is the most reasonable thing Millie has said in years.

I haven’t listened to the radio for years. But I get what Millie is saying.

Millie’s obviously not listening to the right radio station.

I wonder if you could get Buddhist chants on Pandora? I know you can get Gregorian chants.

I do not own a copy of my absolute favorite song. I never look it up on the internet or a music program to listen to it.

I only listen to it when it comes on the radio. Somewhat like chancing upon a forest creature on a nature hike, it seems more magical to happen upon my favorite song in its natural habitat.

In the official archives, there’s no way to know what time the clock says. I like these enlargeable versions.

They’re definitely psychotic.