“I don’t care if it rains of freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car.”
As per first post, it’s remarkable how many of these folks leave the driving to him, so driverless cars, not to mention cell phone texters, have been around a long time. Classic is the car going 45 in the fast lane of the freeway, with a 70 mph speed limit.
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
It IS the way too many of ’em drive, or aim.
debra4life1958 almost 8 years ago
Doesn’t speak well for Christians, does it??
Olddog1 almost 8 years ago
Followed the GPS without watching the surroundings.
jreckard almost 8 years ago
Ick! Thus the perils of distracted driving.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Sleeping with the fishes was not what the Christian bargained for.
Dan Collins creator almost 8 years ago
Theres nobody in it, just a wreck.
Peam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Holy carp!
Jonni almost 8 years ago
Its a mailbox, and the fish is reading the new neighbors name.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I think the engine’s flooded.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
The driver ran out of faith and gasoline? (Reference to a Carrie Underwood song).
puppeterry almost 8 years ago
In case of Rapture, this car will be without a driver.
puppeterry almost 8 years ago
Rapture of the Deep?
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
“I don’t care if it rains of freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car.”
As per first post, it’s remarkable how many of these folks leave the driving to him, so driverless cars, not to mention cell phone texters, have been around a long time. Classic is the car going 45 in the fast lane of the freeway, with a 70 mph speed limit.
Dan Collins creator almost 8 years ago
I should have broken out the windows too, so there wouldn’t be any misunderstandings.