Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 28, 2016

Payback time XD

Ducks are smarter than they’re usually given credit for. For instance, the ducks at Disneyland are trained to associate the first few minutes of Fantasmic! with bread crumbs at the other end of the island.

Imagine Margold against the “Pearls Before Swine” duck.

“Uh, excuse me Ms Marigold, Unca Donald would like a word with you.”

Well, marigold had it coming, you. Cant just go ’round scaring ducks with no consequences (i cannot believe i just said that)

I wonder if ducks eat unicorn horns? D=

You think ducks are scary. Try geese, or even swans.

Well duck that!

How do you push a duck? Is it like herding a cat?

What’s the difference between a neigh and a whinny?

I love this! Adorable payback.

Fowl play at…um…foul play.

You think?!

At least she didn’t get goosed.

That just quacked me up.