Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2016
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May 18, 2016
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Man:....all of them were staring at me. Every single stuffed animal in the store was staring at me with these evil smirks on their stupid fluffy faces!.... Before going out on a date, Karla required each guy to have a thorough psychological evaluation.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
And I’m sure that Karla has no baggage of her own.
Ubintold almost 8 years ago
And that’s why she’s been dateless for months.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Sort of like what he is describing:I went to the local Humane Society with a bunch of stuff that could be used for pet bedding. When I went in, the place was crawling with cats running free. I struggled while trying to talk to the woman there.I dislike cats anyway, but I swear I felt like I had died and gone to hell. At least none of them came rubbing on me, as I am quite certain I would have freaked.
xeacons almost 8 years ago
Got nothing against the baggage. Just wanna know what it is!
TMMILLER Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just remember, those furry little critters can be pretty mean!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
“never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.”-If everybody followed that rule, everybody would have to seek out that person with the same level of crazy. That’s why I have cats.