Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2016
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Transcript:
Man:....all of them were staring at me. Every single stuffed animal in the store was staring at me with these evil smirks on their stupid fluffy faces!.... Before going out on a date, Karla required each guy to have a thorough psychological evaluation.
“never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.”-If everybody followed that rule, everybody would have to seek out that person with the same level of crazy. That’s why I have cats.