JO-JO As a bachelor, I am offended. With the $220,000 per non-existent kid I save, I am easily able to support the many fine dining establishments in my area. For those nights I must stay home, I have Chinese and pizza on speed dial. My can opener is virgin.. Frozen food has never defiled my microwave. Everything in my fridge is potable.
margueritem over 13 years ago
So that’s where those missing ships wound up….
margueritem over 13 years ago
Long gone, Gweedo, long gone…
zero over 13 years ago
Warming up to a people eater will only give it ideas
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Must be a bachelor.
ksoskins over 13 years ago
Without Beany to keep him under control, Cecil runs amok again. Can Dishonest John have something to do with this?
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Would you like spleens with that?
Dkram over 13 years ago
If he’s a people eater, he should purple.
\\//_
lewisbower over 13 years ago
JO-JO As a bachelor, I am offended. With the $220,000 per non-existent kid I save, I am easily able to support the many fine dining establishments in my area. For those nights I must stay home, I have Chinese and pizza on speed dial. My can opener is virgin.. Frozen food has never defiled my microwave. Everything in my fridge is potable.
The_Floodhunter over 13 years ago
That’s why the average space slug prefers Mini Fleets. Haven’t you seen the commercials? (Mini-Fleets is a reference to a much older Sunday comic).
http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/742/tmrkt080914.gif
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Those were your ships? I asked for extra garlic dipping sauce.
nc4tc over 13 years ago
Soft or hard boiled?
wicky over 13 years ago
Urp!
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Gives new meaning to “Having friends over for dinner.”
(Hey, if Tim’s gonna give us an alien who’s a sock puppet, I’m gonna use old jokes.)
JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago
Is he going to take the empties back for a refund?
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Lew, can I be your kid?