Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 22, 2016

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 8 years ago

    “…..not that I don’t always listen to your every word.”

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    localhost  almost 8 years ago

    The “she” woke him up.

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    joe19  almost 8 years ago

    This is meant to be funny. But it reminds me of Alzheimer’s.

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    hawgowar  almost 8 years ago

    If your wife/girlfriend is a constant chatterer, you develop a filter. It takes a few seconds for the filter to react when she says something way out of the ordinary. Arlo could have been lost in thought as she nattered on, and when she said she’d met someone and was moving out, the filter interrupts Arlo’s chain of thought with alarm bells and he reacted, it just took a couple of seconds. He isn’t twenty anymore, after all, and his reactions are slower.

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    sappha58  almost 8 years ago

    That’s the kinda-sorta plot line of “When Night Is Falling”.

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    Smokey  almost 8 years ago

    Localhost is right. It was the word “she” that finally got his attention.

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    Partyalldatyme  almost 8 years ago

    Sorry, but now I can’t stop thinking about Janis and a female circus acrobat.

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    bsqnbay  almost 8 years ago

    Some men fantasize about having a “3 ring circus”. I can only focus on one act at a time!

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    edge2edge  almost 8 years ago

    they even have on different colored shirts. Hmmmm

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    nosirrom  almost 8 years ago

    So Janis wants to trapeze the light fantastic.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    How about she knows he’s deep in thought and throws this out to see how far she can take it.

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    cabalonrye  almost 8 years ago

    I do that to my husband sometimes, it is always fun to see him suddenly react.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hmmm…. or could it be that Janis is bi-curious?

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    Mema Jean  almost 8 years ago

    That was smoooooooth.

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    Dani Rice  almost 8 years ago

    “Of course I’m listening, dear…”

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    starcandles Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Hahahahaha! Stereotypes exist for a reason! That is rich. Soooo true!

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    Alphaomega  almost 8 years ago

    @Comicsssfan. Long term alcoholism can lead to Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome,a kind of dementia caused by Insufficient vitamin B1. Since his DR.gave him a green light Physically,his problems are likely mental and spiritual.He may benefit from a talk with alcoholics anomynous.They have offices in all American cities.You and your siblings mayAlso like to try al-anon since alcoholism is a family disease.

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 8 years ago

    I often tell Himself, "Someday I’m going to say something important like : “This gun is loaded!”

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    wolfman47130  almost 8 years ago

    OH-No !!…..Janis say it isn’t so.

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