Not a bad choice though if Opus was infatuated with girls of the early ‘60s he could have went with Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress or Jayne Mansfield as well.. In 1963, Zsa-Zsa was on her 4th or so husband out of the 9 or 10 she accumulated over her almost 100 years of life. Then again, didn’t Opus have a thing for Barbara Walters as well?
In the 1980s, when Nick at Night was running Green Acres reruns, it had to create a commercial pointing out that the show starred Ava Gabor, not Zsa Zsa Gabor. The tagline, as I recall, was “Ava won’t hurt you.”
Wilde Bill 6 months ago
Yeah, you don’t want the Zsa Zsa that slapped a cop and compared our justice to Nazi Germany.
TampaFanatic1 6 months ago
Not a bad choice though if Opus was infatuated with girls of the early ‘60s he could have went with Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress or Jayne Mansfield as well.. In 1963, Zsa-Zsa was on her 4th or so husband out of the 9 or 10 she accumulated over her almost 100 years of life. Then again, didn’t Opus have a thing for Barbara Walters as well?
hariseldon59 6 months ago
Eva was hotter.
win.45mag 6 months ago
Bang bang Zsa Zsa’s silver hammer came down, upon his head….
rhpii 6 months ago
Dahhrling.
Diat60 6 months ago
Opus forgot to write the sledgehammer out of the script.
Imagine 6 months ago
It doesn’t matter what the sociopath looks like when they’re swinging that sledge hammer.
Ed The Red Premium Member 6 months ago
In the 1980s, when Nick at Night was running Green Acres reruns, it had to create a commercial pointing out that the show starred Ava Gabor, not Zsa Zsa Gabor. The tagline, as I recall, was “Ava won’t hurt you.”
jrankin1959 6 months ago
Really? Not Diane Sawyer?
old_geek 6 months ago
I wanna be….your sledgehammer
mindjob 6 months ago
I’d still go with Racquel Welch
john_chubb 6 months ago
That’s right, Opus
Switch out that nice good-ol-boy for someone of the more dangerous sex!
I’m sure that won’t end poorly!
David Rickard Premium Member 6 months ago
How about Rita Hayworth, ca. 1946?
monya_43 6 months ago
All you guys should butt out. Opus picked circa 1963 Zsa Zsa, so deal with it. Hahaha!
PaulGoes 6 months ago
She still has the sledge hammer
hariseldon59 6 months ago
I remember Zsa Zsa falling in love with the Professor in an episode of Gilligan’s Island.
Sisyphos 6 months ago
Make Mr. Penguin Opus permanent Number One Script Writer for this Bloom County strip! STAT!
einarbt 5 months ago
Some magic pen and paper there. Got some extra to share Opus?