Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 04, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 05, 2016
Transcript:
Hamhock: Well, Viscount, It's been a pleasure doing business with you. If you'd ever like to upgrade to a Duke, I hope you'll keep "Lordships-R-Us" in mind! Zonker: I sure will. I've gotten very good value here. I still can't believe the Viscount would sell his title for only $17,000! Hamhock: Well, it's probably on account of that scandal with the pages in The House Of Lords. He disgraced his name, so he figured he'd better unload it fast. Well, I better get this to the bank before it... Zonker: Hold it.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Not only did Zonker become a viscount, he also became a registered…
Argythree almost 8 years ago
Always a catch…
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
I can literally hear tires skidding to a stop on pavement in my head. ;-)
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer almost 8 years ago
Well, Zonk, if you’re sure you don’t want to keep this one, for just a few more dollars we can upgrade you to …..
rlcooke almost 8 years ago
Some people like to curl up with a good book. Others prefer the pages.
Cozmik Cowboy almost 8 years ago
Zonk is replacing a Republican Viscount?
thirdguy almost 8 years ago
For some peoples reputation, a sex offender status, might be an upgrade.
kaffekup almost 8 years ago
I’m sure the offence goes with the person, not the title.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Perhaps discovered by photographers in a certain exclusive club for gentlemen, wearing a spiked dog collar with a leash?
summerdog86 almost 8 years ago
A lesson in keeping the mouth shut and not overstating the facts. Let them have all the fun of finding out.