Menu Choices: Dead rat on your pillow when you wake up in the morning; Scratch the crap out of you for no reason; Totally ignore you when you want to pet me; Tom-catting with pals at top of our voices all night; Doing the back leg straight up routine on grandma’s lap; Walking straight away from you showing the orifice equivalent of the finger; Scaring the beejeebies out of you while on the way to the toilet at night.
This is positively catastrophic.The critics should be excommunicated because they are obfuscating the truth. Their scatalogical crticism is in a category of its own. Scatter!
Bilan about 8 years ago
There’s your problem.You don’t serve cat food with a spatula.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
A good place to catch cat scratch fever….and maybe some fur balls.
boff0 about 8 years ago
I ate there the other day—I thought it ws purrfect!!
Joe Cooker Premium Member about 8 years ago
Darn finicky critics !
J Short about 8 years ago
I hear they serve great mouscatel wines.
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
Is that Chef MeowMix ?
osceola about 8 years ago
If you read the review, you’ll see it is quite catty.
linsonl about 8 years ago
Cats don’t have big toes.
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Menu Choices: Dead rat on your pillow when you wake up in the morning; Scratch the crap out of you for no reason; Totally ignore you when you want to pet me; Tom-catting with pals at top of our voices all night; Doing the back leg straight up routine on grandma’s lap; Walking straight away from you showing the orifice equivalent of the finger; Scaring the beejeebies out of you while on the way to the toilet at night.
Helen Ferrieux about 8 years ago
This is positively catastrophic.The critics should be excommunicated because they are obfuscating the truth. Their scatalogical crticism is in a category of its own. Scatter!