Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for April 11, 2016

I have always suspected this…

I’m sure many believe this.

“I seen one a’ them flyin’ thaucters,Everythin’ they say in the paper’s true.I seen one a’them flyin’ thaucters,I’m scared of them things, ain’t you?”.Norm Crosby, on “The Mike Douglas Show,” mid-1960s..(Why do I remember this?)