Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 19, 2016

sounds like Jon Arbuckle’s kind of place to go to on a (cough-cough lame) date with Liz Wilson

I thought Spork was Spock’s evil twin brother…

The next generation produced the runcible spoon.

The spork. Is there anything it can’t do badly?

You know how sporks got their start? As PRISON issue, according to a friend I know who’s a correctional officer

Do not try and bend the spork. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth. There is no spork. Then you’ll see, that it is not the spork that bends, it is only yourself.

I see now.

When I have dinner guests, I bring out the good silver.

Do you use a spork to eat spam®?

Where is Uri Geller when you need him?

Reminds me of WALL E, when he found one of those, and not knowing where to put it, he just put in the middle of the spoon and fork collection.

There’s always a gift shop just before the exit, at any museum, zoo, theme park, etc Usually, however, the museum (etc.) has more than one small display….

An old guy who was in the South Pacific during WWII told me how they’d sharpen the edge of their spoons so they could cut their meat with them.They invented the “spife”.