Reminds me of the quick start guide I once saw, which started out with the advice to “open the box carefully”. Which seems to make sense, except for the fact that you had to open the box to get at the quick start guide.
I once hear a (probably apocryphal) story about a first-generation jet fighter: the instructions for operating the ejector seat were printed on the inside of the canopy… that was blown off the plane in the first step of operating the ejector seat.
I once worked with a typesetting machine. The instructions on how to load the roll of photographic paper were on the inside of a door. The first step? Open the door.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Litter bug, litter bug, shame on you!
knight1192a almost 8 years ago
Figures the directions would say something like that.
peter almost 8 years ago
Reminds me of the quick start guide I once saw, which started out with the advice to “open the box carefully”. Which seems to make sense, except for the fact that you had to open the box to get at the quick start guide.
Algolei almost 8 years ago
“Light blue touch paper and retire immediately.”
The Old Wolf almost 8 years ago
This has happened to me so often in real life I can’t count the occurrences.
pumaman almost 8 years ago
Back when littering was socially acceptable.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I once hear a (probably apocryphal) story about a first-generation jet fighter: the instructions for operating the ejector seat were printed on the inside of the canopy… that was blown off the plane in the first step of operating the ejector seat.
adrianrune almost 8 years ago
I once worked with a typesetting machine. The instructions on how to load the roll of photographic paper were on the inside of a door. The first step? Open the door.
wjones almost 8 years ago
\Instructions are something you read after you done it wrong.