Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 2016
April 18, 2016
April 20, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Mr. Dupuis? Yes, this is Mr. Harris. I understand you represent Ex-President-For-Life Duvalier. Good, good. I'll tell you why I called. I'm very interested in acquiring one of his zombie slaves. A Mr. Legume.Why? Sentimental reasons, mostly. May we negotiate? Great. I'm going to put my high-powered legal counsel, Ms. Joanie "Jaws" Caucus. Joanie. "Jaws" here. Zonker: Ring! Ring! Hey, Jaws! The Attorney General on line two!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Things always get messy when lawyers get involved.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”if we’re going to reel in the AG.
pelican47 about 8 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone realistically vocalize a telephone ring .
Joe Cooker Premium Member about 8 years ago
I love the term “ex-president-for-life”.
rlcooke about 8 years ago
Leave it to Zonker to create an artificial reality. He’s at his best when he’s being Lord Puddleby-on-the-Moor. ("Quite, we crossed oars at Henley.)
Bob Blumenfeld about 8 years ago
“Ring! Ring!” Really?
J Quest about 8 years ago
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money (or at least two out of three…)
pbarnrob about 8 years ago
If this works, it just may give some clues to how the Red Rascal came to be…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Calling in the Big Guns! “Jaws!”
lindz.coop Premium Member about 8 years ago
So this is how they get Duke back….one question is….why would they want to?