The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2016

Hubba, hubba! That’s guaranteed to get the guys to notice you.

Skinny dipping?

I like the touch of the drink with a T-bone garnish.

Looks like the human skin that has shaving stubble….eeew!

That bikini is spot on.

Lately, it’s more like “chunky dunk.”

♪ ‘Cause I’ve got you under my skin ♪ ♫

Tsk… Cougars. Whata ya gonna do?

Can’t figure out if the spots are supposed to be zits, freckles or razor stubble – Rocky mtn Oysters from some their last meal? Don’t think too hard…

I’m thinking butt cheeks.

I like the steak with the drink umbrella.

Looks like cheating cheetas are being cougars!

Of course, a leopard would need at least 3-4 tops to cover all its breasts