Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 24, 2016

Probably impressed by Agnes’ moxie.

Awww…What a sweetheart. But watch out she will probably snatch his Harvey and replace it with a Hondu.

Now imagine Agnes saying that in her best Samuel L. Jackson’s voice from “Pulp Fiction.”

She’s got him shaking in his motorcycle boots.

The difference between a Harley & a Hoover is the position of the dirt bag.

Now there’s a best friend.

any chance that Mr. Dirtboot is a good guy?

I liked in MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING how all the relatives let the groom know they would hurt him if he ever hurt her. They all pretended to be joking but one doubted they were..Incentive to live: be good..That Harvey-Dervenson is in jeopardy, too.

Good for you, Agnes! Your heart is definitely in the right place!

Time for a 1 on 1 chat: Look, Agnes, is it? I may look tough and imposing, especially to a young kid. I’ll make you a deal, You get my name right, “Dirtboot”, and I will treat your friend right. Sound fair?

Yes Mr. Dirtboot.