Doesn’t one burn more calories playing a round of golf than they would having sex?And sex alone only burns 21 calories.And to lose one pound of weight, one has to burn at least 3000 calories.
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
This reminds me of, “He’s interested in her happiness. In fact, he’s so interested, he hired a private detective to find out who was responsible for it.”
J Short about 8 years ago
Before a golfer’s wife has sex she says, “Have a nice round honey.”
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Golf is almost as healthy an activity as sex!
Well, almost…
Linguist about 8 years ago
Keep your eyes on the ball(s).
wildfiregal about 8 years ago
golf…a good walk wasted….( I think that was Mark Twain who made that observation)
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Some folks should just enjoy the “funny” comic and ignore the “filthy insinuations”…
Guilty Bystander about 8 years ago
Get thee to a nunnery. Or stop reading the comments thread if free speech offends you.
californicated1 about 8 years ago
Doesn’t one burn more calories playing a round of golf than they would having sex?And sex alone only burns 21 calories.And to lose one pound of weight, one has to burn at least 3000 calories.
FishDog93 about 8 years ago
Now that made me laugh!
Linguist about 8 years ago
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
You could always just ask him….
Dartpaw86 about 8 years ago
“So Roz, has my husband been coming here, talking to ladies? Talking to YOU? and no my hat does NOT have a microphone so don’t bother asking…”
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Tragedy in Brussels only a few hours ago…
english.ann about 8 years ago
This reminds me of, “He’s interested in her happiness. In fact, he’s so interested, he hired a private detective to find out who was responsible for it.”