Clay Bennett for March 05, 2016

Kasich doesn’t have much hope of winning enough delegates, but maybe he can win the contested convention the Republicans will have. As long as they don’t base it on the tape measure – Trump is yuuuuuge

If Willard the ChickenHawk wants to join the race, he may have to remove the magic underwear — at least for the one ‘debate’.

GOP = Greatness Of Phallus

That tape is actually millimeters, not inches.

I can’t beat these comments, Kudoes!

By the time they get to the convention, obvious anagram Reince Preibus and the rest of the Republican Party are going to find that all their candidates come up short.

Now that’s funny! But how about an answer to the most important question; how big a gun do they all have? Oh, wait, that tape measure no doubt answers both questions. Another question; why aren’t they all named Richard? Then we could say they all have a diminutive diminutive.

If Harvard grad Janet Wood Reno were 10 years younger I’d consider voting for her.

I have big hands for my height.

The sad part is that for a substantial part of the R base this is an acceptable method. By the end of the day there will be posters here defending this as “Better than talking about policy”

Fully extended, actual size.

And just as big Ben gets out they come up with a new criteria. How unfair is that?

Republicans have dragged American politics into the bathroomand given it a swirly.

A radio transcript:http://www.cbc.ca/radio/day6/episode-275-europe-s-self-induced-refugee-crisis-america-s-berlusconi-correcting-gershwin-and-more-1.3474258/the-legacy-of-former-italian-pm-silvio-berlusconi-and-forecasting-america-s-future-under-trump-1.3474360

When do the serious Republican debates start. So far, it has just been the children playing.

The GOP—the party of little hands and lesser feats (and that’s no typo!!)

I never had any doubt of his size….it is poking through his shirt collar!!

These playground taunts are not entirely unprecedented. LBJ had his “Jumbo” that he would threaten members of congress with if they didn’t vote his way.

In all fairness, Rubio started this one. Trump is a crude fool, but so is Rubio.

How did you know? That’s me down to the centimeter.Do I make the CUT?

The previous ones said it all. Well put.

As a so called liberal most Democrats are hoping that Trump is the GOP nominee. Cruz is also acceptable since both will destroy the Republican Party. If Pres. Obama doesn’t get to appoint Scalias replacement Hillary will. The people have spoken

I know of some Dems. ~ voting in open Rep. primaries ~ who have decided to vote for Trump on the grounds that they will thus help sabotage the Republican Party..Is this wise?