Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 10, 2016

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    Farside99  about 8 years ago

    I’m sure there’s a lawyer somewhere on TV who will try to totally blame it on the drugs, too. HD had no personal responsibility in this at all, no sir!

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    librisleo  about 8 years ago

    Nowhere in the rhyme does it state that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Here’s why: https://www.quora.com/Is-there-a-deeper-meaning-behind-the-story-of-Humpty-Dumpty

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    Joken'  about 8 years ago

    Warning label: “This drug may scramble your brain”

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    tstuarta1  about 8 years ago

    What I would like to know is why did they send the King’s horses and men to help, instead of doctors and nurses and emts?

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    jim_pem  about 8 years ago

    Well, that’s one way to lower his cholesterol.

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    whiteaj  about 8 years ago

    What the heck kind of name is “Dumpty” anyway? To say nothing of “Humpty!”

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    That’s a pretty good wall — notify The Donald!

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    Numbnumb  about 8 years ago

    Look on the bright side! Omelet for breakfast!

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to mention the Humpty Dumpty is not an egg issue!

    Didn’t take long at all…

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    Eclectic-1  about 8 years ago

    Martin, Harding, & Mazzotti got a great settlement for Humpty’s family, however.

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    knicknick  about 8 years ago

    I really would like to know the subtle point of using statin, the cholesterol drug here, i just started taking this and am concerned about the side effect!

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