JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 03, 2016
April 02, 2016
April 04, 2016
Transcript:
Uh...where did you get this cart CJ? It was just here! right in front of our house! A gift from God! Out of the cart! Its grub back where is came from! But mom! Cant we take er for a spin?! down the big hill?! Thats dangerous! Your father will be returning this thing immediately! so... "finders, keepers, losers, weepers" Its not really in the Bible is it, JOJO?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 8 years ago
The book of Hezekiah
JanLC about 8 years ago
Nope. Not in the Bible.
tsandl about 8 years ago
Listen to your mother and sister, Jojo:
Deuteronomy 22New American Standard Bible
1“You shall not see your countryman’s ox or his sheep straying away, and pay no attention to them; you shall certainly bring them back to your countryman. 2“If your countryman is not near you, or if you do not know him, then you shall bring it home to your house, and it shall remain with you until your countryman looks for it; then you shall restore it to him. 3“Thus you shall do with his donkey, and you shall do the same with his garment, and you shall do likewise with anything lost by your countryman, which he has lost and you have found. You are not allowed to neglect them.dcp9142 about 8 years ago
It’s in the book of Jasher.
Dirty Dragon about 8 years ago
Knievel 3:16 says that I’m jumping that bridge.
DKHenderson 4 months ago
I have noticed that a lot of cartoonists, when using a long yell of “MOM!” tend to extend it with several “M’s”, as seen above: “Momm!” They really need to extend the number of “O’s”, vowels carry much farther. Try yelling out “Mom!” and going directly to the “M”. It muffles.