Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 27, 2016

The ability to ignore some physical discomfort is directly proportional to age.

“How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stol’n on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!”- John Milton

you are correct herrweh

Janis didn’t hear all the other grunts and groans only the “ouch.” This is a good of the principle of selective hearing. It might explain why Janis doesn’t hear Arlo’s vociferations concerning his desire for intimacy.

And he though ‘snap crackle pop’ was a cereal.

Sometimes, just the “oohing” and “airing” feels good.

Everything other than the “ouch” are Dad Noises.

Why does Janis always have a cell phone in her hands?

Gee, that was me yesterday. I hate shoveling snow.

Notice how seldom you hear yourself make those noises though? And then when you DO, it’s almost embarrassing, lol.

Sounds like his sacro-crackerjack is going out.Sadly, my back goes out more than I do.

Yep, hear this conversation often.

“Are you hurting?”?“No worse than usual.”.(They mistakenly interpreted that to mean, “no”.)