Heard a Scottish folk group Called North Sea Gas in concert a couple of months ago. One of the songs they did was called “I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore”. Could be Neal’s theme song.
But lately, sometimes all he wants is to collect a permit fee…and then anything goes!I sure hope I’m right, in thinking it has to do with needing money for the Sheriff’s Department,and not…well, not that I think he’d do this…but not for a Tiki drive-through!Meanwhile…Gary has always been incorrigible…..jail or no jail…..even when he was much younger, he already walked to his own drumbeat….
Nudity and semi-nudity seems to run along Ballard Street like a flasher at a basketball game ( but at a more sedate pace ).
The Boys are simply expressing repressed feelings in the only way they know how, without resorting to violence.
I have nothing against nudity. In fact when I was younger…ah…we’ll leave that for another time. Let’s just say I’m open minded BUT these guys certainly wouldn’t make The Chippendales jealous – Full Monty or not !
Someone needs to curb their enthusiasm. Susan ( as almost always ) is correct. Sherif MunkyBluz indeed should be taking action instead of sleeping meditating a good portion of the day on top of the refrigerator at the Tiki
Someone needs to remind Munky hat this is an election year and you don’t get reelected simply by collecting bribes permit fees.
He also might want to look out for dissention in the ranks. I hear that Batpug might decide run for Sheriff since he claims to be the only one taking a bite out of crime in Ballard.
Stay tuned, Ballardeers and have a great weekend !
Linguist! I NEVER said, or meant to imply in the least, that Sheriff Monkeyblues is not doing his job! He’s the best Sheriff Ballard County’s ever HAD. Yes, he often sleeps on the fridge during my tiki shift… but I’m the night supervisor. He’s been working so hard at sherrifing AND running the Tiki in his 14 hour day. that he doesn’t make it out to his yurt before dozing off. Yes, I did say he collects permit fees sometimes instead of punishing crime. . . But only the sort of crime that a monkey laughs at humans for taking seriously. ..like nudity.
And BatPug is his loyal deputy… and a dog, after all. … he’d do anything for the Monkey. Are you putting words in his mouth the same way you made up MY opinion?
Perkycat. .. please remember about pirates and rum and looking for trouble, and how they all sort of go together. ….Ling is a friend. .. but by the time the sun is over the yardarm, he just might already be three sheets to the wind.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
It doesn’t look very civil to me!
MONKEEEEY!!!
Hey Neal’s wearing a jester’s hat…. does he think this is funny?Well, you do kook funny Neal…. but not the way you think!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Heard a Scottish folk group Called North Sea Gas in concert a couple of months ago. One of the songs they did was called “I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore”. Could be Neal’s theme song.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
You would think he learned his lesson, and bot incourage Neal, but noooo.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Gah! Now Gene is at it!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m going to go inside and pull down my shades!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Yes, that’s why I was calling the Monkey, Rose…
But lately, sometimes all he wants is to collect a permit fee…and then anything goes!I sure hope I’m right, in thinking it has to do with needing money for the Sheriff’s Department,and not…well, not that I think he’d do this…but not for a Tiki drive-through!Meanwhile…Gary has always been incorrigible…..jail or no jail…..even when he was much younger, he already walked to his own drumbeat….
wendy adamek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Cover it up boys, no one wants to see this!
Linguist over 8 years ago
Nudity and semi-nudity seems to run along Ballard Street like a flasher at a basketball game ( but at a more sedate pace ).
The Boys are simply expressing repressed feelings in the only way they know how, without resorting to violence.
I have nothing against nudity. In fact when I was younger…ah…we’ll leave that for another time. Let’s just say I’m open minded BUT these guys certainly wouldn’t make The Chippendales jealous – Full Monty or not !
Someone needs to curb their enthusiasm. Susan ( as almost always ) is correct. Sherif MunkyBluz indeed should be taking action instead of sleeping meditating a good portion of the day on top of the refrigerator at the Tiki
Someone needs to remind Munky hat this is an election year and you don’t get reelected simply by collecting bribes permit fees.
He also might want to look out for dissention in the ranks. I hear that Batpug might decide run for Sheriff since he claims to be the only one taking a bite out of crime in Ballard.
Stay tuned, Ballardeers and have a great weekend !
Perkycat over 8 years ago
Something needs to be done. These guys are hard enough to look at with clothes on. At least the women of Ballard street are more modest.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Many of the residents are either overdressed or underdressed. We should just be happy if they’re dressed. Or in a dress.
marilynnbyerly over 8 years ago
Keep America beautiful. Put your clothes back on.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Linguist! I NEVER said, or meant to imply in the least, that Sheriff Monkeyblues is not doing his job! He’s the best Sheriff Ballard County’s ever HAD. Yes, he often sleeps on the fridge during my tiki shift… but I’m the night supervisor. He’s been working so hard at sherrifing AND running the Tiki in his 14 hour day. that he doesn’t make it out to his yurt before dozing off. Yes, I did say he collects permit fees sometimes instead of punishing crime. . . But only the sort of crime that a monkey laughs at humans for taking seriously. ..like nudity.
And BatPug is his loyal deputy… and a dog, after all. … he’d do anything for the Monkey. Are you putting words in his mouth the same way you made up MY opinion?
Perkycat. .. please remember about pirates and rum and looking for trouble, and how they all sort of go together. ….Ling is a friend. .. but by the time the sun is over the yardarm, he just might already be three sheets to the wind.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hey Neal — next time can I come too?.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Steve… it’s Ballard Street…just be brave and…no, wait…I’m supposed to be saying “Go put your pants on!”
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
TBAR
royeggshop over 8 years ago
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