Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 14, 2016

you don’t say

Recently, I’ve seen commenters fail to catch that some of these strips are reruns. But I see through the facade of origionality.

Please, someone tell me where i can find that sign.It would be a nice place to have a picnic, i think…

Why did the unicorn cross the road? To move the sign. Nope, sorry. Not quite late night monologue material. Maybe Sunday news show, though…

The unicorn crossed the road so all could behold her graceful thoroughfare-traversing abilities.

Agreed Unicorn.

Soooo… the life of a unicorn is not all sparkles and rainbows and candy-spouting dragons! Too sad!!

Please tell me where I may obtain that sign!

Old joke: “Professor, why are the Economics questions the same year after?” “Hah! In Economics, ve change ze answers effery year!”

good thing you can store it in a ‘’dS cartridge’’^

…am i right???

^finger quotes