FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 14, 2016

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    Arbitrary  about 8 years ago

    She’s going to school on a Sunday?

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    If Paige blasted the “Notice Me” air horn in my ear, I would be noticing the awful ringing in my ears.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Yeah, Paige is gonna get noticed alright… they’ll notice her and avoid her like the plague.

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    legaleagle48  about 8 years ago

    Paige, for once, your mother is right. Your problem is that you try WAY too hard!

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    nosirrom  about 8 years ago

    And where are her “Notice Me” size 22 shoes?

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    1941gko  about 8 years ago

    Paige is going to make the under-brained teenage girl statistics, unfortunately Not the ones her mother was hoping for when Paige was a pre-teen!

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    KEA  about 8 years ago

    When I was teaching the guys told me they avoided girls who wore too much perfume. (and “too much” had a very low threshold)

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    Doctor11  about 8 years ago

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

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    rgcviper  about 8 years ago

    Ahh … the subtle approach.

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    Chris Kenworthy  about 8 years ago

    Does her “notice me outfit” look like pajamas to anybody else? ;)

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    TheChΩsenΩne  over 2 years ago

    Paige, you need something else: a volume control.

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