Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 22, 2016

It is not a sentence. It is a lifetime. How it is spent it is up to the two. 50 years seems as much too short a time.

If you had killed your spouse instead of marrying them, twenty-five years ago, you would just be getting out of jail…and you wouldn’t be married.

With sarcastic answers like that, Skylar, you’ll be if fifth grade until you are 21 ! ! !

Marriage isn’t like monopoly. You can’t use your Get Out Of Jail Free card !

Took my four tries to get it right !My wife says: " I would have loved to have known you, when you were younger. "To which, I reply: " No,, you wouldn’t ! "

It’s a life sentence.

First time I heard that joke was in the 1960’s .. Don Ameche and Frances Langford as “The Bickersons.”

Originally attributed to Eddie Cantor…

If matrimony is the rite, marriage is the result…

Marriage is a great institution. But, so is Belleview.

My girl friend said to me one day: “Notice there’s no ring on my finger?”And I replied,“Notice there’s no ring in my nose either.”