Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2016

Ewww.

Um, eeecccccchhhhh.

Now if this is all part of a gingerbread house, they’d better be careful.

A robust,gritty flavour with trace of hurl and a nose that hints at lavatories…

Once you get past the smell you’ve got it licked.

Also known as the Lick a Brick Festival.

Kiss My Asphalt Festival.

Be sure to try the Walldorf Salad.

Let’s see what our “man on the street” thinks

Don’t lick that! You don’t know where it’s been!

Very clever comic but you guys are gross – I haven’t had breakfast yet……and NO, I don’t want to go downtown for breakfastAt least our ‘Taste of Downtown’ includes wine…….usually in a glass.

i’m reminded of a comedian’s comments on an earlier pope who kept kissing the ground when flying hither and yon. "i’m as into asphalt as the next person, but really…….

Yes, that’s where the dogs leave p-mail.

At least they’re not chewing the scenery.

Hope it’s not winter or the guy with the lamp pole is in trouble.

Dis-Gusting!

Followed by the 11th annual Trench-mouth treatment festival…

Lets hope they cancelled on account of Corona this year.