Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 03, 2016

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    Bill Thompson  over 8 years ago

    So that’s why Mars needs women: the BEMs are trying to steal our advanced bottling technology.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    The proof is in the preservation.The alien might need a snack on the way home.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    They petrify if they aren’t Good Luck Rings. Those stone rings are obviously alien artifacts, as evidenced by the orange scarab where you ought to have orange marmalade.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    Green stuff appears in jar otherwise.

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    The Old Wolf  over 8 years ago

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    drbob456x  over 8 years ago

    Words to live by.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And then we find out that the dolphins were actually aliens all along, when they left the note saying “So long. Thanks for all the fish.”

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    After midnight on July 8th, 1949 a jar of strawberry jam stored under my bed exploded. We spend several hours cleaning sticky strawberry offal from my bed springs, mattress, etc. My rubbers were not lucky that night.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 8 years ago

    She can now use the left over paraffin sealing wax to remove unsightly body hair.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Pretty Lady is caught in a laggard timestream after being abducted by the Little Green Men (not to be confused with BEMs) and drugged with essence of alien red beetle. She thinks she’s in the 1930s, canning up a storm with her Good Luck rubber rings.Calling Brick Bradford!

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    androgenoide  over 8 years ago

    10,000 nuns and orphans.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    @Happy, Happy, Happy!!! (not interested in the web address)-Eccccch! Do you have to post that?!

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    The extra-terrestrial seems pleased with itself – what a good joke to put a big scarab beetle in the easily-flustered earthling’s bowl.

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    Ray_C  over 8 years ago

    For me, the “Good Luck” rubber rings were a complete misnomer.

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    Jkiss  over 8 years ago

    Happy bug hunting.Good night and good luck.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A tisket.A tasket.A Good Luck Rubber Gasket.Life is good.

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    Ushindi  over 8 years ago

    12 RARE VINTAGE GOOD LUCK RUBBER JAR SEAL RINGS CANNING SEAL RINGS ORIGINAL BOX! See original listing12-RARE-VINTAGE-GOOD-LUCK-RUBBER-JAR-SEAL-RINGS-CANNING-SEAL-RINGS-ORIGINAL-BOXItem Ended12-RARE-VINTAGE-GOOD-LUCK-RUBBER-JAR-SEAL-RINGS-CANNING-SEAL-RINGS-ORIGINAL-BOXItem condition:NewEnded:Jan 28, 2016 16:05:23 PSTPrice:US $4.99Shipping:$4.54 Standard ShippingItem location:Tecumseh, Michigan, United States

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

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