Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: There are too many people in the world and not enough space for us all, so I've figured out a solution-going up. Goat: Building more multistory housing? Rat: Putting small people on the backs of big people. Man: Honey. I'll be late for dinner tonight. Fred's walking slow. Goat: I see issues with that. Man: Well, of course he's gonna eat with us. I live on him now.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
I see a lot of work for chiropractors.-Merry Christmas to all who are celebrating.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
“No, we won’t have to buy more food; I’ll just feed on whatever’s between his teeth.”
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Will it be his kid or Fred’s?
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 8 years ago
What happens when one of them goes to the bathroom?
james_photoman over 8 years ago
Merry Christmas Everyone
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Stephan are you going for the “Christmas Carol” angle where Tim rides on his father’s back ?…………….Merry Christmas !
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
I’m a small person and not sure I’m good with this.
Happy Holidays to all PBSers !
Marathon Zack over 8 years ago
Merry Christmas!!!
garcoa over 8 years ago
Can I specify non-smoking?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Fred is not an emissions-free vehicle.
KEA over 8 years ago
I don’t suppose ‘stop having babies’ would be a solution?
doublepaw over 8 years ago
Isn’t it time to bring back the long lost best character in the strip, Cat ?
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
“Faster!" {Crash! Tinkle!}… Master-Blaster disaster…
antonb over 8 years ago
The entire human population could fit in the State of Texas with each person of 8 billion having 933 square Feet apiece.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
Why would they want to, though?
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Don’t be an alarmist, Rat. And I don’t like your “solution,” either.
Merry Christmas, all here at PBS—even Cartoon-Boy!
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
I’m afraid to ask where Fred’s bathroom is.