Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 11, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Skittles! Taste the rainbow!(Don’t taste the dead clown.)

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    Wichita1.0  over 8 years ago

    Ewwww. A LIVE clown is bad enough!

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    I dunno. I think a dead clown may be more entertaining than a live one. But I do like Satan’s straightforward way of lying….

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    Is it this clown?

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    lance Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Ever notice that Satan is just Santa with a typo?

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago

    In the Bible where Satan actually appears, He seems more like Coyote or Raven in Native American folklore or like Loki in Norse Mythology. Take a look at Genesis, Job and Luke. In the first and third references, he’s a Trickster. In the second, He’s a tormenter, but under strict control of God.Three skittles and a dead clown would be about right.

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    pcolli  over 8 years ago

    At least a dead clown would be more entertaining. You can keep the skittles

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    Ricky Bennett  over 8 years ago

    He’ll have a hot time in the old town tonight…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Dead clowns taste funny.Never mind how I know.

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