Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 18, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Run faster, Lio!!!!

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    What can brown do for you? Not sue, for one …

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Quick, Lio! Accept delivery while the VPS guy is still breathing!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Welcome home, Thing!

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    ladywolf17  almost 14 years ago

    This is why we are suppose to handle packages with care.

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    nan.sens928  almost 14 years ago

    Well this one sure doesn’t like the postman.

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    Th' Pirate  almost 14 years ago

    Kind of grabs you by the throat and gets you all choked up.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    This is why their shorts are brown.

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    kfccanada  almost 14 years ago

    They took so long to deliver the parcel that the ‘thing’ hatched …tell him you won’t accept delivery, Lio!

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    kpreethy  almost 14 years ago

    he should hav known lio………..before picking parcel!!!!!! well…………anyway he will not even see another parcel of lio

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    VPS = Vampire Parcel Service?

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    Simon_Jester  almost 14 years ago

    No biggie, that driver should be used to this kind of thing after dealing with a VPS Dispatcher all day.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    “Don’t hurt my monster!” Lio cries.

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    And I thought that my wife was hard on our UPS man, making him trudge up our hill several times a week. At least her purchases don’t grab him around the neck.

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    Liorocks8  almost 14 years ago

    Great my package attack the vps guy

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    olmail  almost 14 years ago

    we are serious about that handle with care label

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    RugerJac  almost 14 years ago

    VPS? Vermont Postal Service?

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 14 years ago

    I wondered what happened to our UPS man. He became a VPS man. “Very Private Service”.

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    aerwalt  almost 14 years ago

    Vermin Parcel Service ?

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    Lio wanted it shipped USPS, but they make you sign a declaration that the package contains “no hazardous material”…

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    Is this what “Shipping and Handling” means? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VPS = Very Painful Surprise.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Vicious Predator Service

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I hope Lio remebered to fill out a 3-177 on that thing!

    https://edecs.fws.gov/3-177FilingInstructions.cfm

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    joylion  almost 14 years ago

    forget dogs! that monster is now the enemy of mailmen everywhere.

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