Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 05, 2015
December 04, 2015
December 06, 2015
Transcript:
Man with green backpack: I know we shouldn't Dwell on the past, but I wish we had paid for the premium package.
Signs read (from left to right):
NEWS WEATHER SPORTS
The sports guru probably shouts loudly enough that they don’t have to get any closer to him to hear what he has to say. (Seems like most sports announcers are always on maximum volume). And the news guy can probably only tell our hikers about the latest serial murder. So what’s really missing is the entertainment guru…
The premium package would include the enlightenment channel. The Zen channel would actually be two channels – one to watch, and the other not to watch.
GaijinrabbitIt is about the sun anyway. Umbrella = little shadow; parasol = parry the sun; brolly = see umbrella; bumbershoot = OK, some things have no logic (probably looks like a gun but won’t shoot).
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
You don’t need to go to the weather guru. He’s already got an umbrella.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
They should have talked to the travel guru.
Bilan over 8 years ago
A news report from someone that see nothing,a sports report from someone that hears nothingand a weather report from someone above the clouds.
Argythree over 8 years ago
The sports guru probably shouts loudly enough that they don’t have to get any closer to him to hear what he has to say. (Seems like most sports announcers are always on maximum volume). And the news guy can probably only tell our hikers about the latest serial murder. So what’s really missing is the entertainment guru…
The Old Wolf over 8 years ago
Dick Nourse, Bob Welti, and Paul James. Their likes will not be there again.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Comedy Central is just two steps backwards….
garcoa over 8 years ago
I thought that was the Premium Package. Or did you want the Special Superdeluxe one?
Varnes over 8 years ago
Weirdly cool….
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Mine may not be premium, but I do have a nice package.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 8 years ago
The premium package would include the enlightenment channel. The Zen channel would actually be two channels – one to watch, and the other not to watch.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Well, there is a choice. It is the reach which is the effort.
SaraRundle over 8 years ago
HILARIOUS.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I was talking about my satellite deal.Gee whiz, what were you thinking I meant?
hippogriff over 8 years ago
GaijinrabbitIt is about the sun anyway. Umbrella = little shadow; parasol = parry the sun; brolly = see umbrella; bumbershoot = OK, some things have no logic (probably looks like a gun but won’t shoot).
kaffekup over 8 years ago
Which sounds more like a mushroom cloud to me.
gfredrickson85 over 8 years ago
I guess the sports guru must like the Packers because he’s wearing Aaron Rodgers number. lol