For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 17, 2010

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    legaleagle48  over 13 years ago

    Well, he’s got a point, Elly.

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    hawgowar  over 13 years ago

    He sure does.

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    The Duke 1  over 13 years ago

    And your allowance just got cut in half…..wanna go for the other half, too?

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 13 years ago

    The amount he has left all depends upon how often he used that couch trampoline, and smart-mouths his mother about her lectures.

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    alviebird  over 13 years ago

    Touche

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    hitmouse  over 13 years ago

    “We none of us know how much time we have left - he could be run over by a bus tomorrow, then he’d feel stupid!”

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    tim_1975  over 13 years ago

    he could always help his mother do house chores, or even clean up his room

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    WebSpider  over 13 years ago

    hands Elly a slipper and promises to look the other way…

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    lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Ouch. Michael, your time on this earth just got a little shorter.

    That’s right, tim_1975. Anytime my kids are “bored” and I have chores coming out the ears, I give them something to do. Now, if I have a moment, I do sit down with them and play something.

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    masnadies  over 13 years ago

    I just read a story that boredom is very important to mental well-being, attention span, and cognitive organization. Apparently, if we spend all our time listening to music, playing games, checking facebook, our brains don’t have time to sort through stuff during that “down time” (and there was tons of that for everyone- while cooking for hours, walking places with no music/phones, etc.)

    Wonder if my 5 year old will buy that? I do like the chore alternative though. I will play with them sometimes, but most of the time when they say they are bored, I just suggest or have them come up with ideas.

    I can’t remember being bored for years and years, it’s a great skill, being able to entertain yourself.

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    emmaregina  over 13 years ago

    Re: @masnadies When my 9 year old granddaughter is over and says she is bored, I tell her it is good for her. She usually finds something to do. I can’t remember the last time I have been bored; there is always something to do or to think about.

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    janisil  over 13 years ago

    My kids learned not to say this.They knew what ever I came up with they wouldnt like. LOL

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    Jaedabee Premium Member over 13 years ago

    @hitmouse - No he won’t, ‘cause he’ll be dead. :P

    Still … I laughed.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    That’s how my mom always got me out of the house–she say, “Well, you can always help me with the housework.”

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    Donna White  over 13 years ago

    LOL. Out of the mouths of 6 year olds!

    Send him out in the yard with Farley and a ball.

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    Kyrrdis  over 13 years ago

    My parents MADE me clean my room when I spouted a line like that. It’s amazing how quickly you learn to amuse YOURSELF under those circumstances.

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    JanLC  over 13 years ago

    I remember asking my mom about something to do with World War I. She asked me: “Why are you asking me? I learned about it in history class just like you did.” I replied “But Mom, the history was newer then.” I think my brother laughed about that one for days…..

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    ricer46  over 13 years ago

    Hitmouse, how can a dead person feel stupid?

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    coffeeturtle  over 13 years ago

    my parents would find something for me to do… and you really didn’t want that.

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    Maryjoalaska  over 13 years ago

    From the mouths of babes…

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 13 years ago

    Pretty insightful for a 6 or 7 year old!!! No wonder he grows up to be a published writer! That was certainly something I didn’t know when I was that age!

    Meanwhile, I’ve got so much to do everyday, all day long, that I’d give just about anything in the world to have even five minutes of utter boredom!!!!!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    When his tombstone says “Hold my beer and watch this” Ricer!

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    KimberlyT  over 13 years ago

    lol, when I was his age I never said the word bored, because any adult within ear shot would immediately tell me bored=nap time.

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    WebSpider  over 13 years ago

    Hit by a bus… ???

    Hm… I’d say he’d feel kinda flat

    And something tells me that he has plenty of toys to play with…

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