Elf: Who took the last slice of pizza?!
The fat guy in the red suit, of course.
The guy with the pointy/triangular/pizza slice shaped hat?
You’d rather all sit there and watch it get cold? Someone’s gotta take the last piece.
Pizza on a shelf.
Is that a slice of pizza in your hat or are you just happy to see me?
Someone knows, but he’s keeping it under his hat.
Hey, you’re elves. Go make another. Is that so hard?
Six elves are pissed because ONE slice of pizza was eaten. Do the math, you clowns. One slice cut up into seven equal pieces amounts to next to nothing anyway. Get over it and order 2 for 1 next time!
Look to the right, the one next to the Doonesbury elf.
The greediest guy … I suspect Trump, Jobs, Woz, or Gates.
Maybe it was that guy who’s trying to hide in the red-n-white triangular dish on the table?
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I don’t get it. So the elf on the right took the last slice… but what’s the actual joke?
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September 06, 2014
lilmnm over 8 years ago
The fat guy in the red suit, of course.
that_jedi_girl over 8 years ago
The guy with the pointy/triangular/pizza slice shaped hat?
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
You’d rather all sit there and watch it get cold? Someone’s gotta take the last piece.
jreckard over 8 years ago
Pizza on a shelf.
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Is that a slice of pizza in your hat or are you just happy to see me?
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Someone knows, but he’s keeping it under his hat.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Hey, you’re elves. Go make another. Is that so hard?
stlmaddog5 over 8 years ago
Six elves are pissed because ONE slice of pizza was eaten. Do the math, you clowns. One slice cut up into seven equal pieces amounts to next to nothing anyway. Get over it and order 2 for 1 next time!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
Look to the right, the one next to the Doonesbury elf.
zeexenon over 8 years ago
The greediest guy … I suspect Trump, Jobs, Woz, or Gates.
Bozo T over 8 years ago
Maybe it was that guy who’s trying to hide in the red-n-white triangular dish on the table?
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
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bugaboo27 over 8 years ago
I don’t get it. So the elf on the right took the last slice… but what’s the actual joke?
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
The Not Me ghost from the Family Circus!