Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 24, 2010

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Then try alternate transportation.

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    JanLC  almost 14 years ago

    Didn’t we just have a conversation a few days ago about where to keep one’s keys?

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    shmlss  almost 14 years ago

    it’s a conspiracy!!!

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    tbree  almost 14 years ago

    Try the dryer. You know there’s a miniature black hole in there just big enough to suck up one sock at a time.

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    rshive  almost 14 years ago

    Try under the couch cushion in the alternate universe.

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    Dkram  almost 14 years ago

    I love a happy medium.

    Ya I know it’s an old joke.

    \\//_

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    WaitingMan  almost 14 years ago

    How about petting the house and painting the cat?

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    benbrilling  almost 14 years ago

    Why bother taking them out of the ignition? Nobody is going to steal THAT car. (Even if they tried, they probably couldn’t figure out the secret ritual to start it.)

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    puddleglum1066  almost 14 years ago

    benbrilling: I just looked up resale values of late 50s DeSoto cars, and I am finding people want anywhere from $25,000 to $35,000 or more for these cars. I imagine the Perfessor’s will go for a bit less because it’s a bit rough, but as it turns out, late ’50s vehicles with big fins are worth serious money to restorers and collectors.

    Starting the car, of course, is another story…

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    LadybugMacon  almost 14 years ago

    Cat poop don’t even like that car!!!

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