Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 09, 2015

Hate tattoos.

neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, about 7 hours ago@gopher gofer @whiteheron

You guys either have way to much energy.What is this “too much energy” you speak of?As for me, I’m a married man. Yes, Dear.

Hey @gopher, perhaps this is how your ancient neighbor got her magnolia! Ask her if she has any other tattoos.

And that cute little butterfly on her butt will be a Scud missle

Maybe she is 60 that smile looks like Botox to me, or maybe the Joker.

Always hated tattoos. They say, “Hey look at me and my insecurities”. And they should definitely should not be called “body art”. Ugh!

Agreed Gray.

The Illustrated ManThank you Ray Bradbury, Claire Bloom, and Rod Steiger…

You don’t see many red magnolias.

don’t know about tattoos, but she’s got a humdinger of a mole next to her nose. really hard to chat with her without my eyes wandering toward that sucker…

I find a brown paper bag can help…