Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 11, 2015
November 10, 2015
November 12, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Woeful: This is all your fault, Haywire! I just wanted to smuggle blood diamonds and occasionally kill a few people! But nooooo! Ow, that was my kickball leg! I'll kill you, Haywire! Rip Haywire: You know what they say about God closing a door, Woeful... Mr. Woeful: What? No, not another window! Rip Haywire: You better let your kickball team know you'll be out next season.
ctsignguy over 8 years ago
2016 Island Kickers > Woeful-IR List (unable to do the high-kick)
2015- Rockettes > Woeful forced to retire as he is no longer able to lift his leg to the required height to maintain his position…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
In the words of Yosemite Sam… “Why, it’s getting so a man can’t earn a dishonest living no more!”
NWdryad over 8 years ago