Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 11, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Woeful: This is all your fault, Haywire! I just wanted to smuggle blood diamonds and occasionally kill a few people! But nooooo! Ow, that was my kickball leg! I'll kill you, Haywire! Rip Haywire: You know what they say about God closing a door, Woeful... Mr. Woeful: What? No, not another window! Rip Haywire: You better let your kickball team know you'll be out next season.