Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2015

Wow, she doesn’t have any luck with men.

Lessee; next, she’ll find The One, now she’s no longer Desperate!

She should have stuck it out seeing as how Mike and his then bride would end up.

I missed these but caught up with her when she met and traveled with Zonker to the Royal Wedding – hilarious

The perfect male was going to be a married guy?

She was obviously too subtle.

She makes a pass at a married man and he’s the jerk?

she otta tried flirting w single man

WOW, Marcia reminds me of Terry from the office. Terry locked on to a middle manager and followed him out of state when he was transferred. There she graduated from office bitch to home wrecker. Then he, hubby number two, was transferred back and we were stuck with her again. Office life went from Heaven to Hell in a second. I had lunch with him shortly after he returned. There were four people at the table, one person with a severe case of Married to a Bitch (MTAB) and three people with an equally severe, unkind case of schadenfreude.

What would Ray Kurzweil say about a singularity ceremony?

They go out with married men because they don’t want anything permanent

I loved the idea of a singularity party, But this approach seems like a fantasy. My experience is that often “she came on to me” is an excuse, mis-perception, or simple rationalization. If a woman is pleasant, maybe she’s just polite. If she seems distant, she may not, in fact, be a frigid bitch—maybe she’s been burned by married/attached men who think she’s fair game for their flirtatious behavior. Seriously, I’m a grandma in my 60’s, and hardly a hottie, but still have to discourage other women’s husbands.

Her last OFFICIAL pass. Parse, people! ;)

Mike’s oblivious. He’s not alone.

Maybe she’d have had better luck if she threw passes to UNmarried men.

She looks like she could be Becca Bickle’s mom.

Well, at home she has her cats.