Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 29, 2015

No, but I just supposedly "up"graded (at least it was free) to Windows 10, and met her distant cousin, Cortana.

So far, we’re circling the wagons…. but she may turn out not to be a hostile force. We’ll see.

Tony and Siri’s BBF BevSiri and I have a love/hate relationship. I hate it when I ask her something and she answers with something totally unrelated. I find myself yelling at her, and then I feel like an idiot.

My MIL often tried to use the tv remote as a telephone.

Siri? Siri? Siri? She must be asleep!

Man!!! I laughed right out at this.I don’t know why though, I would never do anything like this.See, I don’t have any kids.

Never heard of him, her, whatever.

@TonyI’ve heard of Siri, but don’t have her on my smart phone.

I don’t know Siri and I don’t know Jack either.

@Tony“Do you know Siri?”.No, I’m sorry, we’ve never been introduced. I’ve been looking for someone who will always respond to me, no matter the circumstances or time of day. Does she have a nice (inter)face, or just a great personality?

@Tony“Do you know Siri?”

Is he/she related to Susie?

If you knew Susie, like I know SusieOh! Oh! Oh! What a girlThere’s none so classyAs this fair lassieOh! Oh! Holy Moses, what a chassisWe went riding, she didn’t balkBack from YonkersI’m the one that had to walkIf you knew Susie, like I know SusieOh! Oh! What a girl!

Is that the Siri with the fringe on top?

OK Google