Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 27, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I volunteer to be the commentaster.(What do you taste like?)

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    He’s such a poor critic, he’s moonlighting as an Uber driver.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    The OB/GYN Dr. was a pizza face delivery man.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    You mean to say that there are actually two, count them, two grades of better critics?! I find that a bit hard to swallow….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Having no real talents, few skills and little education, being a critic was really the only career choice open to me. Even lacking any means for building things, I still possessed all I required to tear them down.And the daisies are All-You-Can-Eat!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    STRATOCASTER

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    wilburgarrod  over 8 years ago

    it was a very pretty full moon last night

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    The Old Wolf  over 8 years ago

    Meaning pretty much all of them.

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    He’s a driver for Consumer Reports, because he couldn’t get a job on Top Gear.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    One becomes an art critic for the same reason a petty criminal becomes a stool pigeon. (Just my opinion, of course)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Speeding away from the scene of the turkey massacre.Pedal to the metal and Hendrix on the 8-trak.

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