Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Eventually the entire body of the notebook-paper-lady is converted to goopy, fibrous wads on the wall.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    Hey doll, I’d like to throw some spit your way, whata ya say, trade some with me?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    What are you trying to do, sabotage your chances?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    They are all good ideas, and nearly all will stick, but we are only concerned with development of those that actually strike the target.For instance, “you can boil water over an open fire in a bark bowl” is a good idea. But that fact may not address the target area, which might be something like, “Where are the jack and spare?”, or “Did you finish the milk and place the empty carton back in the refrigerator?”.We can see that the entire body of knowledge is not necessarily appropriate to addressing the immediate concern.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    I’m afraid that a single sheet of notebook scaled paper won’t suffice to cover all the crucial crisis points, places, and parts.Farewell, dear heart!

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    All the spit I can manage and its not enough.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Related to Little Jackie Paper?

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    It’s at an early stage.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    O my One God, O GD

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    A Name that begins it all with a Big O? O my PAPA

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    Oop’s the one that got away…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    Hangman the word is BINGO O61

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    A spank on the ass and inhalation or else your bellybutton?You tell me what comes up must go downHELLO

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    My name is Bond, James Bond OO7

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Song of the day:Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    I’d keep playing 3 hour to win the bet, but have to go to that dirty 4 letter word ORK.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    A promo to Officer huh!!!

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