Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for March 16, 2018

From Godley & Creme’s wonderful album “Consequences”, the song title “When Things Go Wrong”-

I never wake up in the morning‘

Cos I never go to sleep at night

I go to bed, I take a powder

Maybe tonight’s the night

All the cares of the day

Seem to gather in a corner

Like an army of ants

Who are waiting for the moment when the lights go out

I can’t sleep, I can’t sleep

Oh, when things go wrong, they really go wrong

And they rarely go right for me