Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for August 28, 2016

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    Close your mouth Mrs, or it’ll be your turn to choke next.

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    P51Strega  over 7 years ago

    As he sat in his chair still gaspingHe said in a voice now raspingYou saved my lifeYou bet said his wifeHis real peril he was now grasping

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    Kip W  over 7 years ago

    Twice in my younger days, I had moments when I couldn’t breathe. I could wheeze out, and nothing would go in. I felt like I was dying. Both times, the people I was with laughed and laughed. Such a clown.

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