Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 01, 2015

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richard's poor almanack - by richard thompson our exclusive end of summer quiz can you identify these summer-related objects? 1. mommy 2. awful falls wretched blah swill valley jackson's thumb national civil war place 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 1. mommy's knicknack caddy, made by your child at pointless crafts camp. 2. regrettable desti-nation brochures. 3. swarm of gnats that followed you on a ten-mile hike, then tried to get in your car and follow you home. 4. never order a drink called "barbicide on the beach" again. 5. missing puzzle piece that ruined your beach house vacation. 6. $100 million diamond skull made by damien hirst (see also #1, above). 7. mutating happy meal toy found under car seat.